Here are some things I have hearing as a pharmacist, so if you're my customer and you say any one of these, don't be surprised when I jump over the counter and pump your belly full of potassium pills (and try to stab you with my blunt spatula).
1. My copay is $3.50?!?! Why so much?!?!
2. Why isn't the insurance paying for it, didn't the doctor write that I needed it?
3. I'm allergic to that, it made my stomach hurt
4. 15 minutes? But the medicine is made already, you just have to put a label on it
5. Too soon? Oh i lost my pills/my roommate took them/they fell in the sink/etc.
6. Why do you need my ID for Sudafed, Walgreens doesn't ask for it
7. What aisle can I find the milk?
8. How much is amoxicillin? Ok, can I have it? Wait, your saying you need a prescription?
9. Why do I even have insurance?
10. (Phone call) I have a prescription in my hand, can I tell you what it says and you have it ready? I will be there in 5 minutes
I'm sure there are a lot more. What makes you all heated? Leave it in the comments
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